EA sex tip #58
Start with the most tender, passionate foreplay and when your partner begs you not to stop, dress up and leave, claiming the rest is a 15$ DLC.
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement. In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive. Ambition is only understood if it’s to rise to the top of some imaginary ladder of success. Someone who takes an undemanding job because it affords him the time to pursue other interests and activities is considered a flake. A person who abandons a career in order to stay home and raise children is considered not to be living up to his potential-as if a job title and salary are the sole measure of human worth. You’ll be told in a hundred ways, some subtle and some not, to keep climbing, and never be satisfied with where you are, who you are, and what you’re doing. There are a million ways to sell yourself out, and I guarantee you’ll hear about them.
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| — | Bill Watterson (via mikekarnell) |
I have to wait two more weeks for the next Game of Thrones episode, and I’ve never been more upset in my life.
No shut up, Josh! Remember when you found out you’ll have to wait 3-6 years for the next book? That was worse.
I have to wait two more weeks for the next Game of Thrones episode, and I’ve never been more upset in my life.
isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves
I’ve decided I make a pretty convincing ghost. I’ve been one for well over a year. Sometimes haunting people’s thoughts briefly and quickly slipping away. If there’s an award for greatest method actor of the year, I’d better be at least nominated. My performance of being ethereal, intangible, whatever you call it has been flawless. I’ve gotten so good at this, I’m not sure how to stop. Avoiding anything and everyone has become so natural it’s my default reflex to most things. I’ve gotten all the benefits from constant solidarity, and I can admit there are quite a bit. But it needs to stop now. Forcing myself out of this self-imposed cave won’t be easy, so if someone could give me my award I’ll begin my grueling path back to social integration.
/end weird confession…thing
